THE FIRST VENTRILOQUIST
I saw giving a live performance was children's
evangelist Mr. Joy Cummings and his little friend, WILLY.
Child Evangelism Fellowship,
Mr. Cummings held a week-long children's crusade at our church. I begged my parents to invite
Mr. Cummings and Willy to our house for dinner--and they did. And he said yes!
At the end of the week, Mr. Cummings came to our modest little house. From the moment he entered our front door,
I pestered him with questions. I even asked about Willy's clothes. I asked for details on how he made Willy's mouth move.
Mr. Cummings generously and patiently answered the questions of an eager 8-year-old girl little girl.
Sometime later my parents took me to see another ventriloquist, Marcy Tigner, with
"Little Marcy." I was born too late to see Paul Winchell with "Jerry Mahoney" and Shari Lewis with "Lamb Chop"
on television (until I was grown with children of my own and Shari hosted a children's show on PBS). But it's thanks
to the public library (and now eBay!) that I've been able to watch these great ventriloquists and their hilarious sidekicks.
And it's also thanks to the hard-working ventriloquists who toured churches and schools that I became fascinated with the art. As for
seeing a famous ventriloquist, I enjoyed the Nestle Quik commercials featuring Jimmy Nelson, "Danny O'Day," and "Farfel" the dog. They sang
the jingle: "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the verrry best..." and Farfel crooned, "CHooooooaaaaawww-clut!" with a snap of his jaw on the
It was too much to resist. I announced to my parents, "I want to be a ventriloquist!"
How I Got Started
For Christmas that year, I got my very own "dummy," a JURO Celebrity doll. See that photo above? That's Ronnie, years later in his
"new and improved state" after I sent him to Maher Studios for plastic surgery and
"dummy" enhancements. (Ronnie says the actual procedures are classified information, however, so don't ask him what
he had done. He won't tell.)
Clinton Detweiler in his workshop.
My parents also gave me the Jimmy Nelson record album, "Ventriloquism for the Beginner." I started following the lessons right away, every day during
Christmas break and then every weekend during school. I got through all the lessons on both sides, laughing at Danny's and Farfel's comments
while Mr. Nelson offered direction on breathing and vocal exercises.
My First Show
Finally, I felt ready. I gave my first performance the following fall for my fifth grade class. I was nervous, but Ronnie was smooth as
a salesman, and my classmates cracked up laughing!
with their expensive professional vent figures? But I steeled my determination to do my very best.
Ronnie never forgot a line and we sailed through our presentation. Imagine our shock when the awards were announced and the panel
of professional judges gave me and Ronnie FIRST PLACE. What a thrill!
So I studied my craft with diligence and attended every workshop and conference I could, making the trek back to the international convention once a year.
I started my own entertainment ministry in the greater Seattle area, first called "Kimn's Kaleidoscope" and later "Kaleidoscope Entertainment." Ronnie and I never had to
advertise because we had so many word-of-mouth referrals.
By day, I worked in an office and later a newspaper to support my habit, and by night I performed on weeknights and weekends with my buddy,
"Ronnie Smith." We added magic and other characters to our act. And then, I met someone...no, not a magician or ventriloquist like I thought I might marry, but an
engineer. (Yes, that's funny.) Ronnie eventually accepted my new husband and stage crew member, Russ--but only after he warned Russ to watch out or I'd put HIM in the suitcase!
From Performing to Writing
I wrote all our comedy routines and developed 10-, 20-, 30-, and 60-minute shows. When my sons were born, I recognized that writing, memorizing, rehearsing, and performing away from
home was getting too difficult to do with young children in tow, so I refocused. I recognized that I could still write and care for my family,
so that's what I did.
Just as I immersed myself in learning the craft of ventriloquism, I've joined writers' groups and attended conferences and college classes to improve my writing, editing, and
marketing skills. I'm a columnist and have earned over 24 writing awards, and my work appears in numerous book anthologies including the Chicken Soup series.
Be assured, however, that Ronnie lets me know when he's been on the sideline too long. He makes special appearances at
churches, writers' conferences, classrooms, and even city parks when a special event arises. (He's NOT going to be left out of the fun, that's for sure!)
Now he wants his own line of books, DVDs, and even a radio show. Sigh. With his determination, I just never know!
See me and Ronnie perform at a regional FCM Convention
in Renton, Washington. (2 minutes)